Deranged Wordplay

Life is just a scrumptious bowl of cashew nuts.
go ahead.
Gobble it all down.

ohnoes!!!

April 21, 2009

April 21.

oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god!!!!
what happened to my summer vaca??!!
the last thing i remember before closing my eyes to catch some Zs is that school [thank God!] was over and done with. and i was on cloud nine. then, BAM!!!
i woke up and it was exactly 30 days later.
WTF?!
where did my whole month go???????!!
that friggin’ sleep should have been worth it if i hadn’t been sleepwalking without my knowing it! geez! how weird was that!
i had been floating through all those days that went by without accomplishing or even doing anything!
god, how effin’ frustrating!
ugh.
now i REALLY have to kick it up a notch and catch up as fast as i can with every single dang thing that i got on mi list for this summer.
daaaaang.
and i had high hopes summer would be fun and restFUL. so much for hoping.
it’s like when a kid gets told his dear ol’ santi claus isn’t well worth the wait that fateful eve coz he ain’t a comin.
it cuts deep, mann.
well, suck it up, S!
time bends for no one.
not even for a gorgeous, drool-worthy being like you. *cough* [ROFL! hahaha]

kidding aside, i really have to wake up tho.
the clock is ticking and my time’s almost up.

gotta jet. see ya till my next post. :)

fyi, i don’t get any sleep AT ALL.
really don’t have any effin’ idea why my insomnia started going back to being THIS annoying.
ugh.
whatever.

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Randomness.

i did/do those in BOLD and BLUE. witness my random insanity. LM-friggin-AO:D

You like eating cream cheese on a spoon
You like to jump in cold pool water before anybody gets in
You run around your house for no reason

You tell everybody to eat your chicken (LOL)
You like the letter J
You have switched names with someone and made believe that it was your real name
You laugh uncontrollably for no apparent reason
You have wondered why flowers are usually on tissue boxes
You have wondered why the dollar tree has tax
You randomly change the subject out of nowhere
You get excited when you see a squirrel with in 2 feet of where you are standing
You are scared of something that people are usually not scared of
You have wondered where people got the name for “paper towel“ from
You have put glue on the palms of your hands because you like to peel it off
You have wanted to die your hair exotic colors before
You like the feeling of flour :) )
You think fish are nerds
You love tying your shoes [before]
You play with other peoples faces when you are bored [MY ultimate fave! LOL]

You get hyper from doing nothing most of the time
You take a double look at shiny things
You think you can win every competition there is.
You have made up your own word before and made everyone think that it actually was a word [did this when i was biologically 10years old. LOL!]
You are attracted to the sound of tapping pencils
When you hear someone say something funny you laugh for a long time then tell them to say it again [LMAO!! :D ]
You like to mimic people when they don`t know it [it’s a curse. LOL]

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Emmegawd.

April 19, 2009

 This has really been one heck of a week.

i have all the time in the world yet my whole awesmumness[LOL Ü] just can’t bring itself to go online [and do what i do most of the time]..but WHY????! ..i dunno what happened. i felt like all my energy just got sucked out of me. and by what? I DON”T KNOW! that’s what really bugs me. what did i do to lose all that energy? where did all of that awesummness go? [LOL for the loss of a better term. Ü]

GAH!!!!

i am really ticked off. i feel so . . . ugh. weird. in a rotten tomatoes kind of way.  blech. well, i just have to suck it up and try ever so hard to lift up my mood. *thinking* hmm.. maybe it’s PMS… nah. i don’t get that. harhar. *

or maybe i’m just THAT bored. 

might be.

well, gotta cheer miself up. i’ve got a job interview tomorrow. prolly.. LOL Ü

ta-ta for now. best of luck to yuz lives. Ü

ciao! ^^

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Go Burn.

April 18, 2009

Dear Goob [Tottie],

I don’t really know how to tell you this but the mafia wants you.
I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in your camping car
and I saw you carve your initials into my best friend.

 
I’m sure you’re cowardly enough to understand how awful I’ve felt.
 
I’m returning your memories from the military service to you, but I’ll keep my virginity as a memory.
 
You should also know that I always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations.
 
Go burn,
-Okeihs -

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wha--? who?

I AM:

a thinker. 
a dreamer.
a silent observer.
dangerously close to being an insomniac.
a fulltime lover of all things good, clean, and fun.
a internet addict.
petrified by insects,

also by extremely huge wrestlers. LOL:D
not a big talker.
a kid at heart.
cuh-razey!!haha
a cynic.
a music lover,
a Twilighter.
a listener.
an amateur singer 

(take note, amateur. haha)

 

and oh, i'm a
closet vampire. haha

i have an affinity with :
tater FRIES,
donuts,
anything and everything BLUE or GREEN (or both),
and with the fascinatingly strange.

i'm a fan of :
sunsets,
starry nights,
cloudless blue skies,
engaging conversations,
hilarious shenanigans

(w/c i most oftenly get myself into),
potato FRIES(see how addicted i am?),
the Simpsons,
Anne Rice(author),
Stephenie Meyer(author),
Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star

(so? sue me. *kidding),
and genuine people. 

i mostly shun and try, ever so hard, to repel:
cockroaches,
insensitive and inconsiderate people,
hypocrites,
and snobs.


got it? good.
LOL:D

 

I AM MADE OF AWESOME.

beat that! haha

*kidding :)

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kookymilkshakes:

you are SO mean, J!! :P
fyi, it’s not from sir save-a-lot’s farm, ya know. i use above par ingredients on certified milkshakes* stuff. i just don’t have time to be *batty anymore [i believe you know what that means. :D ]… so yeah. hands off on the milkshakes, or else your burger and fries aren’t gonna come. hahahaha:D

j:

munch munch munch. this crap tastes awful! you must have used some of that cheap-o brand stuff. ahahhaa

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